Alexander Beefleton

History

Alexander Beefleton is a world-famous butcher from the World. He is a twinkie full of beef. He was born in The World, a collection of artificial islands off the coast of Dubai. His exact origins are unknown, although a series of convenient coincidences have led many to believe that he started out as an ordinary twinkie before a radioactive asteroid mutated him into a giant, sentient, beef-filled twinkie that erupted from the ground like a giant land-pimple.

Occupation

Beefleton is an extremally good butcher, setting butchering records over the entire world.