Beans

Beam Beans

Beam Beans are beans that have undergone a ritual that allows them to grow on beams. There are as many types of beam beans as there are beams: light, sun, simply supported, etc. ^[1]

Beam Bean Beams

Beam Bean Beams are beams that have been made of Beam Beans that have been laminated together in a process not unlike the process used to make plywood. Some people will try to sell Beam Bean Beams that have been pressed together. Naturally these beams are not at all structurally sound and will fall apart as soon as construction begins. Unfortunately the different types of Beam Bean Beams are very hard to tell apart without an advanced degree in Beam Bean Beam identification.

Beam Bean Beam Beanies

These are little hats made for Beam Bean Beams in order to keep them warm. They are very helpful for insulation as well.

Beam Bean Beam Beanie Beams

These are beams made out of Beam Bean Beanies. They are fairly flexible, being made out of hats that are laminated together and are good for building buildings that require bent beams.

Beam Bean Beam Beanie Beam Beanies

These are little hats made for Beam Bean Beanie Beams. They are very similar to Beam Bean Beam Beanies the only difference being that Beam Bean Beam Beanies are for Beam Bean Beam Beanies and Beam Bean Beanie Beam Beanies are for Beam Bean Beanie Beams. Some people question the existence of Beam Bean Beanie Beam Beanies because they think that beams made of hats don’t need hats. These people are wrong.

Bean Beams

Bean beams are beams made out of beans. They are similar to beam bean beams.

Bean Beam Beanies

These are hats that people put on their bean beams. They are similar to beam bean beam beanies and also beam bean beam beanie beam beanies but the difference is that bean beam beanies are for bean beams, Beam Bean Beanie Beam Beanies are for Beam Bean Beanie Beam but Bean Beam Beanies are for Bean Beams.