Mountaintop Inland Landsea Sea Slug

Background

The mountaintop inland landsea sea slug is the slowest animal in the world. It is found primarily on mountaintops, and can be found occasionally in inland landseas. It moves slowly on account of two factors: one, it is a slug and slugs are naturally slow; two, it is a sea slug and sea slugs, while slow in the water are even slower on land. Mountaintop inland landsea sea slugs will move towards the nearest mountaintop as quickly as possible, which is to say, very slowly. This behavior is used by cartographers to find the exact top of the mountain although this method may take a while. Many cartographers have been halted in their cartographing efforts when their mountaintop inland landsea sea slugs turned out to be dead. It can take upwards of ten minutes to determine whether a mountaintop inland landsea seaslug is alive or not. It is currently unknown how mountaintop inland landsea sea slugs know where the exact mountaintop is, although many studies have been conducted to find the answer.

Mountaintop inland landsea sea slugs as pests.

mountaintop inland landsea sea slugs have proven themselves to be voracious consumers of gardens and will devour every plant in sight if given the chance. There are two simple ways to avoid a mountaintop inland landsea sea slug problem. One: if your garden is not on or near a mountaintop or an inland landsea, then mountaintop inland landsea sea slugs will not even be a problem. Two: the mountaintop inland landsea sea slugs can be humanely relocated to a space of five to twenty feet away, depending on their age, and the mountaintop inland landsea sea slugs will die before reaching the garden. Do not try to get rid of the mountaintop inland landsea sea slugs with salt. Due to their seaslug nature, mountaintop inland landsea sea slugs are immune to salt.