Moose Bane
$15.00
Do you have too many moose? Try moose bane today, ...Rent-a-senior
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Price: $40.00
Description
There are many times in life when having a senior is helpful, but sometimes you just don't have one on hand. That's where Rent-a-senior comes in! You can pick from a range of options and have a senior delivered straight to your door! We make it easier than ever to:
- Get senior discounts!
- Use handicap parking spaces!
- Have grandparents at important events!
- Practice for work in a nursing home!
- And more!
Even better, our services allow seniors a chance to get out and about! You're not just satisfying your selfish whims, you're helping some old people!
When you're ready to return your senior, just let us know and we'll come pick them up!
Supply is limited. Batteries not included.
Senior: Photo by Todd Cravens on Unsplash
Background: Photo by Olga Thelavart on Unsplash
Product details
| Species: | Human |
| Age: | 65+ |
| Limbs: | Usually four |
| Head: | Probably one |
